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    Group Of Florida Gun Owners Plan To Shoot Hurricane Irma

    Hurricane Irma is likely to make landfall in the United States at some point on Sunday morning and has been described as the worst storm to hit the Florida region since Wilma in 2006.

    According to LadBible: An American man who started a campaign to shoot guns at Hurricane Irma has found himself at the centre of a social media storm.

    22-year old Florida resident Ryon Edwards began his campaign last Saturday, when the hurricane was nascent in the Atlantic Ocean, and it has subsequently grown, with 22,000 people clicking attending and 49,000 declaring an interest.

    “A combination of stress and boredom made me start the event,” founder Ryon Edwards told the the BBC.

    “The response is a complete and total surprise to me. I never envisioned this event becoming some kind of crazy idea larger than myself. It has become something a little out of my control.”

    22k going….. WHAT!

    A few social media users have called into question the sense of firing a bullet at a storm, but some have been speculating on the efficacy of shooting at the eye – where the bullets might come back – as opposed to the rainbands, where they would go straight into the heart of the hurricane.

    One man posted “Some of us aren’t going to be here this time next week, some of us will lose homes, businesses, friends and family. But nothing in the world can break the spirit of Florida, not even this windy head ass bitch.”

    He continued “Stay strong, shooters. Remember lieutenant Dan and his courage in the face of the storm, and emulate him with all your heart.”

    Florida Police Urge People Not To Shoot At Hurricane Irma

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    Guy Buries Vodka Bottle Ahead Of Music Festival Then Digs It Up When It Starts

    This is the most genius plan I have ever seen. And not someone on the internet is going to ruin it for all of us!

    I am about to do this before the next EDM show and sell shots for $15 a pop. Going to make millions!

    According to LadBible: There’s nothing more annoying at a festival than when you can’t take booze through into the main arena. You either have to try to sneak it in – and let’s face it, a can in each welly isn’t really going to last you for the day – or you have to accept being ripped off for pints of lager that taste like piss. 

    An American man named Alex, however, had another solution: bury his booze on site, weeks ahead of the festival taking place, and then dig it up once it had begun.

    Three weeks before Electric Zoo 2017, the New Yorker traveled to Randall’s Island, where he buried a water bottle full of vodka for consumption after the event had been set up.

    He told LADbible that he drew his inspiration from pirates, with his five-strong festival crew wanting to see if they could ‘bury treasure without it being disturbed’.

    Describing how he did it, Alex said: “I’ve been going to Electric Zoo for over four years now so I know the layout very well

    “The planning of the burial was simple. We used Google maps and marked our spot on GPS so we knew where it would be. Then we waited.”

    When the group turned up at the festival though, it wasn’t quite as easy as they might have hoped. Although pinpointing the vodka was simple, the next problem was digging it up without attracting the attention of the festival CCTV cameras and security.

    “It was a bit of an operation but in the end we got through it,” he said.

    “The objective once we got into the festival was to remove the bottle without attracting attention. The hardest part was trying not to raise any suspicions because there’s quite a lot of cameras and festival staff around.

    “Once we got to the GPS spot, we all huddled around it. I did a double take to make sure we were in the clear and then one of us dug up the vodka.

    “All in all, it took us about 10 minutes.”

    Once they had got through that then all was left was to pass to bottle around and enjoy the show.

    After uploading images of his successful excavation to Facebook the post went viral, and Alex is now working on a book of other festival secrets and money-saving tips.

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    Mia Khalifa Calls Out Chicago Cubs Star After Receiving DMs On Twitter

    People really need to stop getting into her DMs. Nobody ever comes out alive. EVER!

    LadBible: Mia Khalifa isn’t the sort to shy away from anything, really, especially when it comes to calling people out on social media.

    She’s made a habit of exposing athletes who slide into her DMs on Twitter, swatting away their advances like a fly on a hot day. 

    The latest to fall victim to this is Chicago Cubs player Willson Contreras.

    The former adult actress screenshotted a number of messages the catcher had sent to her, in which he claims to be a massive fan, hoping for her just to say hi.


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    Selfie Kid Is Back This Time Taking Pic Every Day From His 12th Birthday Until Wedding Day

    This dude might have a selfie problem! It is crazy to think he started this and did it everyday… I can’t do anything that routine.

    From his 12th birthday all the way until his wedding day, Hugo Cornellier sat down to take a photograph of himself. He then took those thousands of photographs, stabilized the images, and put them into a montage video. The video moves pretty fast but I still set it to 1.5x speed. It’s pretty trippy to watch this human being grow up in front of your very eyes:

    It is the same guy from this viral video:

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    Guy Ate A Domino’s Pizza Every Day For A Year And Actually LOST Weight

    I wish I could do this. I eat healthily and some how gain 5 pounds.

    Brian Northrup, who calls himself Lord of Pizza, ate an entire Domino’s pizza every day for a year and he somehow actually lost weight! No, you are not dreaming. This actually happened.

    Northrup did exactly what many of us have longed to do our whole lives and he didn’t even turn into a fat tub of goo while doing it. Amazing. In fact, he actually ate an entire Domino’s pizza every day for 373 days straight – more than a year!

    But… how?

    He explained it to LADbible

    “The real ambition of the series had less to do with cheese and sauce, and more to do with sharing the mental framework I’ve used to achieve the level of fitness.

    “Too often have I heard trainers, fitness ‘gurus’ and even doctors tell people: ‘You can’t outwork a bad diet.’ I believe all of those people vastly underestimate what is possible through hard work.

    “Just look at Michael Phelps; the man became arguably the greatest athlete in the world on a diet he claimed consisted of pizza, as well as a lot of other ‘bad’ foods, on a daily basis. I think a good diet is highly dependent on the individual and it is more important to focus on making sure your diet includes everything you need, than what you need to cut out.”

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    Weatherman appears to sneak Juicy fart Out on live TV

    The wind front is REALLY coming in tonight. This dude thought he was slick!

    According to Mashable: A meteorologist delivering the weather forecast to Alabama might have got a little too comfortable last week, and possibly farted while on live TV.

    After declaring the upcoming days to be a “fairly quiet weekend,” the man bends over, putting his rear off camera, and appears to let out a little squeaker. If this was a dare, the man landed a solid 11/10 delivery.

    Now, this video easily could have been faked, though the reaction from the people filming the clip appears to be genuine, so it’s hard to say. The people reacting to the fart rewind the clip, and replay it, reproducing the same little squeak.

    Additionally, maybe it wasn’t a toot. Maybe it was his rubber shoes sliding across the floor. Regardless, it sure sounds like a fart. It sure looks like a fart, and well, farts are funny, especially when they happen on live TV.

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    Bird repeatedly attacks biker casually biking through neighborhood

    This is why I don’t trust birds! You never know when they are going to strike!

    According to Mashable:

    This is why no one likes you, birds.

    A man casually biking through a neighborhood in Sunbury, Pennsylvania, when suddenly, he had some extra company.
    “I was just riding my bike and having fun, when some feathered friends decided to join me on my outing,” the YouTube description reads. “Magpie swooping season has arrived early, it seems.”

    Thankfully, the man was wearing a helmet, and seemed pretty unfazed by the agro bird.

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    Guy Who Built Own iPhone In China Brings Back The Headphone Jack

    I remember being blown away when this dude builds an iPhone just out of the parts in China for way less! He is back at it again!

    He wrote: I love my iPhone, but it doesn’t have a headphone jack! So I decided to add my own. For real.

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    Can You Guess What Type Of Music Each Person Is Listening To? Trivia Quiz

    Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia.

    It is a paradisematic country, in which roasted parts of sentences fly into your mouth. Even the all-powerful Pointing has no control about the blind texts it is an almost unorthographic life One day however a small line of blind text by the name of Lorem Ipsum decided to leave for the far World of Grammar.