Girl Makes The ‘Most Vulgar’ Cake Imaginable For The Birthday Boy

I would eat that booty all day. Wait… This cake is funny to me for 2 reasons. The dude who got it was genuinely shocking. That got me thinking about the people who actually find this out in real life. Poor dudes


Abi Smith, 24, from Derbyshire, was given this challenge for her friend’s boyfriend’s birthday – and she didn’t disappoint.

The baker decided to make a ‘Thai ladyboy’ masterpiece.

What does this entail? A sponge molded into the shape of a body bending downwards on a bed, complete with all too realistic fondant genitals, lace stockings and a ‘Jonny’ tattoo on one bum cheek as a tribute to the birthday boy.

Jonny was presented with the explicit cake surrounded by his partner Adele, his sister, parents and some friends – and his reaction is priceless.

It’s so realistic, we’ve decided to blur the images and video so as not to offend.

Abi told Mirror Online: “The cake took two whole days to make and is completely edible.

“It’s made up of sponge cake with a jam and cream filling, fondant icing to cover, cake lace for the stockings, popping candy in the anus and airbrushed with colour to get the definition.

“The cake was a surprise for Jonny so he had no idea what was coming!

“So when I delivered the cake, it was placed on a table in a box until everyone had gathered round, we then recorded him opening the box and the whole crowd exploded with laughter and disbelief that it was actually a real edible cake.


“The cake has almost all been eaten,” Abi said. “There’s just the bum cheeks left. I like my cakes to taste as good as they look!”

Check out his reaction below:

Written by Colby

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