Ex-Convict Explains How to Not Get Raped in Prison

Rape in prison is real.

According to the report, released today by the Bureau of Justice Statistics (BJS), “Sexual Victimization in State and Federal Prisons Reported by Inmates, 2007,” 4.5 percent of the state and federal prisoners surveyed reported sexual victimization in the past 12 months. Given a national prison population of 1,570,861, the BJS findings suggest that in one year alone more than 70,000 prisoners were sexually abused.

“When nearly one in 20 prisoners reports being raped or sexually abused behind bars, it is clear that prison authorities are not doing enough to prevent these serious crimes,” said Jamie Fellner, senior counsel of the US Program at Human Rights Watch.

“Prison rape is not inevitable, but it is all too predictable when prison authorities fail to enforce a zero-tolerance policy on sexual abuse,” noted Fellner, who also serves as a commissioner on the National Prison Rape Elimination Commission, created by Congress in 2003 as part of the National Prison Rape Elimination Act.

I have never been to prison or even jail for that matter but prison sure sounds like a terrible place. Always having to watch your back (butthole) and constant violence surrounding you. Now I feel like for this guy didn’t get raped much because he is a very large and buff. I am a little thrown off by his shirt that says “sex addict” but I guess he just wants the people to know what’s up. I am a strong believer in my idea on the best way to avoid being raped in prison is to simply follow the rules of the law and don’t do things that will land you in prison. I would say sounds much easier than it really is but it’s not. Don’t do illegal activities and you won’t be raped in prison. What I feel like this guy didn’t mentioning in telling us how to not get raped is that you have to stand up for yourself and in doing so that may mean you need to fight someone. So you have to weigh your options here. You going to be beat to a living or dead pulp or take a quick little sticking in the butt? I would personally make a shank from the metal bed and keep it in my sphincter at all times.


Now if shit is going really south while fighting the dude that wants to rape you then you can shank him. If things go really really south and you get knocked out then he tries to rape you then you can defend your butt hole while you are knocked out with the shank that in smuggled in your anus. As he enters his penis will be stabbed and he can’t really get mad at you because you are unconscious. I have thought about it all. Enjoy the video.

Now if you go to prison and this man’s techniques fail then I strongly suggest you try R.A.D. (Rape Aggression Defense System). For a small fee of $19.99 RAD guarantees you will never be raped in prison again with there fool proof revolutionary system that’s used by millions of convicts worldwide. NOW THAT’S RAD!