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Couple Delivers The Raunchiest Wedding Snaps of All Time

A couple’s wedding day is one of the most beautiful moments in their relationship. The beautiful surroundings, family and friends all gathered together and a day filled with love and happiness. Usually after the couple says I do and walk up the aisle together arm in arm, there is a short period of time before the reception where the couple have a little bit of time to to take some happy snaps.

It’s a time to make some memories of the special day and photographers are incredibly skilled in capturing the moment. But a couple in Holland has taken things to the next level, certainly creating memories in the process!

Shoelace needed tying… Credit: Michael Klooster

And they say the spark leaves the relationship after marriage…

The couple took postnuptial celebrations to the stratosphere as they posed for some outrageous snaps. We can only assume that after they posed formal shots, the photographer did the classic “Now for a silly one!” inviting some serious creativity. Firstly falling provocatively into the cab of a vintage pickup truck, the couple got the juices flowing with a bit of strong contact.

That really was more of a burgundy. Credit: Michael Klooster

Now, not every wedding photo album has a sealed section, but this one sure will as the next series to snaps involved the bride undertaking some notch notch fellatio. We can only hope that “Say Cheese” didn’t have any literal meaning during the act. It’s a hell of a striking image: the man’s inexplicably beltless strides are halfway down his legs, poking his wadge out the top of his jocks that, on close inspection, may or may not be leopard print.

Credit: Michael Klooster

The post shoot, the couple zipped up and made their way to the head table at the reception.

The images conjure up memories of why foreigners are no longer allowed to marry on the Greek Isle of Rhodes. The community were outraged when this photo was staged after a couple emerged from the chapel.  Community leader Giorgos Eleftheriou told reporters, “We are Greek and we cherish our traditions and the sanctity of our religious sites. We cannot allow this disgusting behavior to prevail.”

Grey jocks is a brave choice in that climate. Credit: Reddit

Who knows, perhaps the post-ceremony blowie is set over before it became a thing! t

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